May 2012
Me: *opens closet full of clothes*
Me: I really need to buy some clothes.
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
aflourishingcosmos:
thatoneguycory:
it wont happen but posting nonetheless
http://aflourishingcosmos.tumblr.com/ask